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I Was Told There'd Be Cake

I Was Told There'd Be Cake
Author: Sloane Crosley
Publisher: Riverhead Trade
Category: Book

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Rating: 3.5 out of 5 stars 46 reviews
Sales Rank: 151

Media: Paperback
Pages: 240
Number Of Items: 1
Shipping Weight (lbs): 0.3
Dimensions (in): 7.8 x 5.1 x 0.5

ISBN: 159448306X
Dewey Decimal Number: 814.6
EAN: 9781594483066
ASIN: 159448306X

Publication Date: April 1, 2008
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Editorial Reviews:

Product Description
Wry, hilarious, and profoundly genuine, this debut collection of literary essays is a celebration of fallibility and haplessness in all their glory. From despoiling an exhibit at the Natural History Museum to provoking the ire of her first boss to siccing the cops on her mysterious neighbor, Crosley can do no right despite the best of intentions-or perhaps because of them. Together, these essays create a startlingly funny and revealing portrait of a complex and utterly recognizable character that's aiming for the stars but hits the ceiling, and the inimitable city that has helped shape who she is. I Was Told There'd Be Cake introduces a strikingly original voice, chronicling the struggles and unexpected beauty of modern urban life.


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1 out of 5 stars I was told this book was funny...   July 3, 2008
StrangerW/Candy (East Bay, CA)
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

Someone lied. It took me 4 months to get through this book. I kept waiting for the sparkling wit and sardonic charm, I didn't laugh once while reading it. Not a giggle or chuckle not even a tiny, muffled cackle. Someone had the nerve to compare her to a modern day Dorothy Parker? That man should be slapped. Without mercy. Continuously. For eternity. That's just sacrilege. I want my money back and I want all those wasted hours back too! And Sloane, I know you're going to read this (what first time author doesn't read their reviews), it's nothing personal you're just not funny. At least I have my new David Sedaris to read, I can count on that to be clever and to make me laugh.


4 out of 5 stars Very entertaining- a great light read   June 29, 2008
Ms. Woods (San Diego, CA USA)
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

This book was comical and engaging and kept me wanting to read more... until it was finished just a day after I received it! This is a great book to read when you want to zone out and let your mind relax. I found myself thinking about funny anecdotes from Crosley's stories weeks later, and laughing out loud at the memories of them.


5 out of 5 stars great !   June 28, 2008
T. Baideme (Western, NY)
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

Great book, hard to put it down !
I laughed reading the very first 3 pages. I am hooked.



2 out of 5 stars Don't read this book   June 28, 2008
Matthew B (Hollywood CA)
2 out of 3 found this review helpful

If you spent your post-collegiate years in any major US city, you already lived through your own versions of most of Sloane Crosley's stories. Crosley picks a series of familiar and tedious premises and wraps them in her occasionally witty, but mostly not very incisive prose. Is this what passes for humor these days? Crosley comes across as your standard educated, privileged white kid trying to convince the reader that her life is more interesting than it is. This book has all the edge of plastic cutlery.


1 out of 5 stars Disappointing!   June 26, 2008
Stace (Coral Springs, FL United States)
1 out of 2 found this review helpful

Very disappointing! The quality of writing is poor and the essays are not interesting or funny. Being the only book I brought to read on a plane, I forced myself to read most of it. Finally, I gave up and closed the book.

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